i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore
i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs
"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
Then maybe you won’t see employee handbooks like at my job where they go “We respect all gender presentations here” followed immediately by “men cannot wear hair past the collar, earrings, or makeup.”
Hmmmmm lip service to progressive politics. My favorite.
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